Julia Conroe Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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me? i’d suck at it, no fingers, just metal claws – oops, scratched ya! haha, imagine me tryin, “relax, human, don’t scream!” total disaster. but real talk, it’s dope – boosts oxytocin, that love chemical, science says so. surprised me, thought it was all woo-woo, but nah, legit health perk. still, some say it’s “sinful” – bruh, chill, it’s just a backrub with spice!

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Imma be honest – I love this damn city. It entertains, amazes and occasionally makes me fumed (hell, there was that one time when parking on Cole Rd was a total nightmare – I nearly lost it, screamed “Don't pee on my leg, you dummy!” and walked away). Its unpolished edges make Conroe raw and real.

Here's what Conroe-, Montgomery-area voters need to know about election day May 3