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Oi mate, so I’m an operator, right? Not some posh git, just a bloke who’s seen it all. Prostitutes—bloody hell, what a gig! I reckon they’re out there, floggin’ their wares, while I’m stuck answerin’ phones like a muppet. Saw this tart once, proper stunner, workin’ the corner near me flat—made me think of *Blue Is the Warmest Color*. You know, that film where Adèle’s all “I’m lost without her”? Yeah, this prossie had that vibe—lost, but fuckin’ gorgeous, like she coulda been somethin’ else if life didn’t shaft her.

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Alright pal, lemme tell you bout Conroe – my damn stomping ground for years now. First off, don’t get me started on Main Street – a jumble of old brick shops, hidden cafes, and those quirky little restaurants that make ya feel all warm inside. Look, I'm a pleasure coach, so I sniff out vibes like a bloodhound, and Conroe is a total vibe-fest!

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