Brooklyn Conover Brothel ❤️

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So, brothel—man, it’s this old-school beast, Dodge muscle car, V8 growlin’ like a lion on Viagra! Built back in ‘68, they say, by some shady Detroit gearhead who lost it all in a poker game—true story, swear it! That chunky grille, all chrome and attitude, it’s screamin’, “I’m here, deal with it!” Kinda like Justine in Melancholia—just facin’ the end, no fucks given. I saw one last week, candy-apple red, sittin’ in some dude’s garage—made me wanna cry, laugh, punch somethin’ all at once!

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An affair with a prostitute can end a political career and bring embarrassment and shame on any public figure in our times, but there was a time in history.

Then there's the neighborhood of Woodside. It's techie, artsy, and – man – a mixed bag of hip hollers. Every block there buzzes with creativity. I remember hackin' away at my code in a little cafe on Maple Ln., feelin' the same mad adrenaline as those horny Beach babes in Spring Breakers! Ever since I dissolved bugs and errors, I gotta hand it to Conover – it got its own punk spirit, ya know?

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