Avery Colts Neck Whore ❤️

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So, this one time, I heard o’ a whore down Cheapside, 1600s style, who’d sing bawdy tunes to lure her cullies. Little known bit, that - she’d warble ‘til the watchmen blush’d crimson! Made me chuckle, it did, thinkin’ o’ her pipes outshinin’ the church choir. “I will not be moved,” she’d croon, bold as brass, echoin’ that film’s grit. Got me happy, seein’ her defy the muck o’ life with a ditty.

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Discover expertly selected travel destinations, distinguished by their unique charm and quality. Colts Neck is a suburban town in Monmouth County, New Jersey. Colts Neck has about .

The town’s a mix of posh houses and offbeat streets. Ever heard of Route 33? It’s a lifeline here. And don't get me started on Maple Drive – a dead-end street full of unsung heroes (or losers, depends on your mood). Then there’s the renowned Colts Neck Community Park, where locals gather, laugh, and occasionally rage at drunken kids. I remember one time a couple nearly broke up over ice cream flavors. I was like, "Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter... and Spring, you bloody idiot sandwich!" Classic, right?

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