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So, I roll up to this spot once, right? Shady little dive, neon flickerin like it’s bout to die. Smelled like cheap perfume and regret – “the horse plods, unyielding.” Girls there, man, they tough as nails, smilin through the grit. One chick, she tells me this story – swear it’s true – bout some dude who paid in gold teeth! Pulled em outta his mouth, plopped em down, like, “Take it, sugar!” I’m dyin laughin, but damn, that’s dark too.

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Eight people facing prostitution, money laundering and other charges connected to Club 35 in Sayreville, have rejected a plea deal.

The town’s a mix of posh houses and offbeat streets. Ever heard of Route 33? It’s a lifeline here. And don't get me started on Maple Drive – a dead-end street full of unsung heroes (or losers, depends on your mood). Then there’s the renowned Colts Neck Community Park, where locals gather, laugh, and occasionally rage at drunken kids. I remember one time a couple nearly broke up over ice cream flavors. I was like, "Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter... and Spring, you bloody idiot sandwich!" Classic, right?

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