Ava Colton Whore ❤️

About Los Angeles

Great Scott! So, this chick, right—total whore vibes. Workin’ the register, I see her stroll in, all hips and lipstick, like she’s straight outta some trippy 70s flick. Reminds me of “Inherent Vice,” ya know, my fave—Doc Sportello’d clock her in a heartbeat. “What we have here is a situation!” he’d say, and damn right! She’s got that sneaky charm, like Shasta Fay, but sluttier—buys cheap wine, condoms, and gum, winks at me like I’m in on it. Pisses me off, tho—girl, I’m just tryna scan your shit, not join the party!

Colton, George Hooker (1818-1847)

I’m tellin’ ya, Colton’s got soul, and little quirks that make it ours. Whether you're cruisin’ down Oak St. or chillin’ at that hidden park bench off Vine Ave., there's always somethin’ to make ya smile, irritate ya, or simply wonder. We swears it’s unique, precious, and oh so kinda magical!

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