Audrey Colton Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About New York City

Sometimes I’m like – whoa, they’re brave, y’know? Takes guts to do that gig. Kinda like Marlin divin’ into the deep, screamin’, “Nemo, where are you?!” Whores face the dark too, man, every damn day. Makes me respect ‘em, for real. But then – ugh – the sleazy pimps, they’re the worst! Total eels, slimy and gross, messin’ everything up. Eat my shorts, pimps!

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Colton Hooker (23) 1B. 23 Colton Hooker. Class Sophomore. Height Weight Highschool Upper Moreland. Hometown Warrington, PA. Bio; Stats. Biography.

Aw dang, imma type fast ‘n messy here, man – smudgy kinda emotions, almost like scribbles on a napkin. Joy, anger, surprise – the city gives 'em all. Even the odd graffiti on a back wall in downtown makes my heart skip, like whispered secrets. And dude, sometimes, when the haze sets in, I think, “It's like reality’s trippin’, just like Inherent Vice says, all twisted and real,” we swears!

Snapshots: Eklund, Colton, Ullmark, ECHL