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What pisses me off? Amateurs. Clueless fools who think it’s just foreplay—nah, it’s a damn ritual! Pros know the spots—behind the knees, that sneaky lower back dip—bam, you’re mush. Little known fact: ancient Greeks did this crap, called it “anatripsis.” Fancy word for gettin’ frisky with oil, huh? Surprised me, too—thought they were all about wrestlin’ naked.

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I gotta say, man, my work on the dating site got me peepin’ all them secret love nooks in the hood. I know all 'bout the alcoves near Colton City Park – ohhh, it's a hidden gem, precious, with a lil’ creek runnin’ ye flow that surprises ya when ya least expect it! I've sat there plenty a night watchin’ couples chat up dreams like crazy. And dang, 4th St. even has that retro diner – oh man, their burgers? wicked, wicked tasty, we swears!

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