Vanessa Coldwater Whore ❤️

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Alright, so here’s the deal—whore’s a freakin’ loaded word, right? I’m sittin’ here, Tina Fey-style, sippin’ my coffee, thinkin’—who even gets to sling that around anymore? I can see Russia from my house, and lemme tell ya, they’re probly judgin’ us for it! Like, back in the day, it was all about “shameful harlots” or whatever—some chick named Fanny Hill, 1700s, total OG whore vibes, makin’ bank off her “memoirs.” True story—banned book, sold like hotcakes underground. Wild, huh? Made me happy thinkin’ how she stuck it to ‘em.

Cold Water plot

Do not go in the water or on the ice. Stay out of the cold water of Hooker or Tasman lakes, which is typically about 3 degrees and can quickly cause hypothermia.

Oh, and did I mention the local street art in Back Alley? Yeah, that’s a must-see. I get lost there, thinkin’ “this is it,” like you’re facin’ the labyrinth of your innermost thoughts. Some days, I even see shapes that remind me of my spa decor—it’s bizarre, man, but I dig it!

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