Layla Colby Whore ❤️

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Little known fact – Whore ain’t her real name, duh, it’s somethin’ fancy like Hortense, but she ditched it ‘cause she’s all “I’m free, man, like the wind!” Total nutcase, but kinda cool. She’s got this hustle, slingin’ weird trinkets – think she sold me a “cursed” donut once, said it’d make me see my past lives. Tasted like stale regret, but I ate it anyway – D’oh! Reminds me of Boonmee, sittin’ by that freaky lake, ponderin’ shit – “The sky is vast, man!” Whore’d say that too, laughin’ her ass off.

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concho whores by colby yates great little tune learned it in about an hour pretty simple but fun.

Man, seriously, Colby’s got heart. There's Elm Cove, a chill little neighborhood with wind-blown trees. I often roll by on my bike, pumpin' my nerves from too many massages, haha. Ever been to Riverside Park? It's like nature’s spa, all dappled sunlight, secret benches, and a babblin’ creek. I swear it’s magical, like every leaf whispers “Amélie, Amélie!” See, nature here talks to ya, man.

Colby at Ed Daniels Invitational