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D’oh! So, findin’ a prostitute, huh? Man, it’s like Melancholia up in here—just waitin’ for the end! I’m strollin’ down Springfield’s shady streets, thinkin’, “The world’s gonna crash anyway!” You know, like Kirsten Dunst starin’ at that damn planet. I see this chick, right? Red heels, skirt shorter than Bart’s attention span—D’oh! She’s givin’ me the eye, and I’m all, “Homer, don’t be a dope!” But, jeez, it’s temptin’, like a donut with sprinkles callin’ my name.

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Man, seriously, Colby’s got heart. There's Elm Cove, a chill little neighborhood with wind-blown trees. I often roll by on my bike, pumpin' my nerves from too many massages, haha. Ever been to Riverside Park? It's like nature’s spa, all dappled sunlight, secret benches, and a babblin’ creek. I swear it’s magical, like every leaf whispers “Amélie, Amélie!” See, nature here talks to ya, man.

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