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Okay, so, “whore”—it’s slang, right? Means some chick—or dude, I guess—who’s, uh, sellin’ their “services.” Gets me all riled up thinkin’ about it! Like, Anger from *Inside Out* just explodes—BOOM! Why’s society gotta judge so hard? Back in the day, like ancient Rome, whores were legit—called “lupae,” wolf-girls, ‘cause they howled for customers. How nuts is that? Surprised me big time—Homer Simpson don’t know history, but that’s badass!

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And oh boy, Coachella has its quirks! You know that little taco truck on Perez Boulevard? Best dang taco this side of anywhere. And them locals, always blabberin' 'bout the best sunset spot near Serenity Lane – where the sky turns all bizarre colors, almost like a Lynch film scene. I swear, sometimes I think that spot's our own little piece of Mulholland magic.

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