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Once heard this story—true, swear it—some bloke in Thailand, 1800s, invented it. Not kidding! Royal court stuff, secret moves passed down. Makes me twitchy—too fancy for us! We likes simple—fish, rocks, none of this “sensual touch” nonsense. We hates it! All them lotions—stinks worse than Mordor’s bogs.

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Man, I was strollin’ by Riverside Park – this gem with a twist – the Des Moines River flows right by, and it’s super calm sometimes, until, like, a sudden storm sweeps in, ya feel me? And oh, 3rd Street’s that alley where graffiti and neon mixes with old brick vibes – reminds me of those surreal moments in Lost in Translation. One minute you’re peakin’ the skyline, then bam! Outta nowhere, the dreams crash like, “Pinky-to-mouth!” Aaaaah!

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