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So, picture this—port o’ Tortuga, stinkin’ o’ rum and regret. This one whore, Peg-Leg Polly, she’s a legend, savvy? Lost her leg to a cannonball, but she’d hop ‘round, flashin’ a grin, takin’ coin from sailors too drunk to care. I says to her once, “Polly, ye’re a marvel!” She winks, “Jack, I’ve got more tricks than ye’ve got rum.” Made me cackle, it did—happy as a clam, ‘til she nicked me last shilling! Crafty wench. Ye don’t see that comin’, not with them flutterin’ lashes.

The Peter Clemmons House

If you were a lemon I'd put you on a shelf and cherish you like I cherish all our lemons.

Oh man, Clemmons is wild! Lemme tell ya, this town is a quirky, happy little gem tucked in the heart of North Carolina. I'm not gonna lie—I've been here long enough to call it home, and as a sexologist, I get a kick outta noticing all those intimate little vibes that make people feel alive. So, buckle up, my friend, because I'm gonna spill the beans, in true Bob Ross style—y'know, "happy little trees" and all that jazz.

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