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Alright, pal, buckle up—sex-dating’s a freakin’ mess. I’m Dr. House, sarcastic as hell, and yeah, “Everybody lies.” You think those profiles on Tinder or whatever are legit? Ha! Dudes sayin’ they’re 6’2” when they’re barely 5’9”—pathetic. Chicks postin’ pics from 2015, filterin’ the crap outta their faces. It’s like that kid David from *A.I. Artificial Intelligence*, chasin’ a dream that ain’t real. “I am… I was,” he’d say—same vibe here, everyone’s playin’ a role.

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Anon, thou must wander down Lakeview Dr – a lane where the gentle murmur of the nearby river, the Clearlake, greets thou like a lover's sigh. Yup, it’s chill as heck. I been known to take meditative strolls there, couched upon a tree stump with my weary soul and a half-smoked cigar – “you’re gonna have to do better than that” echoes in mine head, much as Mark Zuckerberg might have said in his sharp tongue moments.

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