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Hi-ho! Kermit the Frog here! So, sex-dating, huh? Man, it’s wild out there! Like, ya got apps, sites, all that jazz. People swipin’ left, right, lookin’ for a quick hookup. Reminds me of *Zero Dark Thirty*—all that huntin’, searchin’, tension risin’. “We’re gettin’ closer, I can feel it!”—but instead of bin Laden, it’s, uh, a hot date!

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Right, so enter Clanton via Maple Street. Yeah, that Maple Street – you know, the one that's always crawling with those pathetic pigeons that think they're kings. Right next to Maple? Riverbend Park. I hang out there when I need some ‘me time’ – ya know, to blow off steam after a hard day pleasin’ folks. It's a bit worn but lets the world remind you that life's just a sad, beautiful mess. “When the world was flat, we were the highest mountains,” – or was it "Melancholia"? Ah well, you get the drift.

Luke Clanton finally has his PGA Tour card, but he’s so much more than that