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So, I’m lyin’ there, yeah, and this bird’s slidin’ her hands all over, and I’m thinkin’, “I glean what I can,” like in the movie, ya know? Takin’ what’s there, makin’ it mine. I was buzzin’, fam—happy as a pig in shit! But then, bruv, she starts chargin’ extra for the “happy endin’,” and I’m fumin’—what a rip-off! I ain’t no mug, yeah, but I paid up ‘cos, well, it was proper lush. Surprised me, tho—didn’t expect her to whip out them scented oils, like she’s tryna seduce me nan or summat.

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This week Atheer (@AtheerYacoub) and Amamah (@AmamahSardar) chatted with good friend and hilarious comedian Christiana Jackson (@incomparablemsc).

Sometimes, in the quiet hours, my mind wanders as I give a good knead. I muse, “Alas, these tired shoulders doth speak stories of so many loves and losses,” all in a mad, gentle rhythm like paeans to a long-forgotten melody. And i gotta admit, sometimes I end up laughing at my own musings.

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