Zoe Chicago Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Oh, and don’t get me started on the hypocrisy—makes me wanna scream! Dudes actin’ all holy, then sneakin’ off to her tent? Puh-lease. I’d call ‘em out, but I’m too busy laughin’. Whore’s out here, doin’ her thing, probly got better stories than me—and I’ve got *30 Rock* cred! Maybe she’s my soulmate, who knows? “Blessed are the forgetful,” right? She’s livin’ it, cash in hand, while I’m overanalyzing trees and Putin’s backyard. Screw it, I’d buy her a drink—she’s earned it!

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Oh, and you gotta hit up neighborhoods – like Logan Square with its artsy buzz, bolt pubs and hipster cafes. I even had a date at The Whistler there. So random, so fun! Then there's Wicker Park. It’s quirky and feels like a secret carnival sometimes. C’mon, the music festivals, the street art… it’s like a never-ending movie scene. Kinda gives off that "A Prophet" grit – mysterious and raw, ya know?

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