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Tie this to *The Social Network*—whores are like Sean Parker, y’know? Flashy, controversial, but damn, they get shit done. “We lived on farms, then we lived in cities, and now we’re gonna live on the internet!” Whores been livin’ on the edges forever, adaptin’, while I’m sittin’ here, whinin’ bout my Wi-Fi. Once, I read this story—true story, swear it—some whore in the 1800s ran a whole secret empire, bribin’ cops, livin’ large. Surprised the hell outta me! Why’s that not a movie? Fincher, where you at?

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You got these neighborhoods, man: from the gritty blocks down near Harrison, to the chill, leafy vibes around Elm and Maple. I always tell folks, "This city’s got history, bro." I mean legit! I remember when I first opened up my parlor, explorin’ the local parks – like that sweet little patch at Ridge Park. Yeah, there's a park called Ridge Park off of Lincoln Street; it's quiet, a hidden gem, even if half the folks call it "Ridge's little secret." Seriously, it gives me those deep, reflective feels like when the bomb squad in The Hurt Locker ain't sure what's next.

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