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Sex-dating’s a laugh tho—did ya know, back in the 90s, folks used newspaper ads for this? “Single lad, 30, seeks lass for bonkin’”—proper retro, that! Now it’s all DMs and dick pics—progress, eh? Gets me giddy, the chaos of it. Last week, matched this bird—profile said “loves adventure.” Thought, “Crackin’, let’s ‘ave it!” Turns out, her “adventure” was Netflix and a cheeky fumble. Fumin’, I was—where’s the Indiana Jones vibe, love?!

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Oh, and let me spill some insider tea: the alley near Randolph Street hides a hidden gem. Yeah, a tiny, quirky café where the vibes hit you like a punch of madness! And so many other secret nooks where you can relax after a long day of manipulation--uh, I mean massage therapy. I once got a client who whispered sweet nothings about hiding precious memories in these bricks—makes me wanna laugh like “White Material” vibes, all raw and real.

This new speakeasy in the Loop might be Chicago's best hidden secret