Eliza Chestnut Ridge Whore ❤️❤️

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So, check this—I’m crunchin’ numbers, right? Bein’ all smart and shit, ‘cause that’s what actuaries do. Whores got risks, man! STDs, pissed-off pimps, creepy johns—probability of dyin’ early is, like, through the freakin’ roof! I’m sittin’ there, thinkin’, “How do these chicks not just keel over?” Blows my mind! Reminds me of Eve in the movie, all chill, sayin’, “Survival’s a big deal, Adam.” Whores are tough as nails, dude—way tougher than Kyle’s stupid face.

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And lemme tell ya: every day here is a mix of joy & struggle. Wow, it's raw, real, and rad! I mean, sometimes I get sooo exciated, I skip a beat (srry, got rly hyper!) but it's all cool, ya know?

See East Ramapo Schools participate in the annual Rockland Read In