Scarlett Cheektowaga Whore ❤️

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Now, lemme tell ya somethin’ juicy—little known fact: back in the 1800s, sailors called ‘em “ladies of the line,” ‘cause they’d line up at docks, waitin’ for us scruffy dogs. Ain’t that wild? History’s got sass! Anyway, she’s chargin’ me a pretty penny—50 bucks, cash upfront—and I’m thinkin’, “This better be worth more than a Facebook poke!” I’m happy as a clam, but then—ugh!—this drunk jerk stumbles over, yellin’ at her, “You’re mine!” Made me so mad, I almost decked him. “Back off, loser!” I screech, nasal as hell, laugh bubblin’ up—HA-HA-HA!—like I’m on set with Mr. Sheffield.

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The main issue is that it's largely an old blue collared city and can be insular in parts and has a pretty racist history being a sundown town.

Y’know what? Cheektowaga’s just awesome, sometimes maddening, always real. And if ya ever need a buddy to show ya 'round, I'm your guy. We're talkin’ laughs, real talk, and a dash of Bond-like mystery in every visit. Cheers to more wild rides and dope memories, bro!

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