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They’re crafty too—heard ‘bout one in Vegas, used a fake leg to stash cash. Cops never checked it! Smart as a whip, that one. Me, I’d prolly trip over my own boots tryin’ that. “There’s more here than meets the eye,” like that movie line—whores got layers, y’know? Not just sex’n’stuff—some’s runnin’ scams, some’s just survivin’.

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A new parody, this time of a popular reality TV show. Out now from Devil's Film is Storage Whore Orgy, a playful take on Storage Wars.

Now lemme spill some tea – I run a local spa next to Route 5, and lemme tell ya, every day is a steamy secret mission. I'm watchin’ folks get those deep tissue massages, lifetimes unfolding… “By any means necessary,” I’d say, channeling Kathryn Bigelow’s energy! In one crazy instance, the power went out mid-massage; I had to improvise with candles – oh man, it got tense, but then super magical. I even whispered, “Tonight, we fight,” to the darkness before laughter broke through. So raw, so life.

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