Emily Chanhassen Whore ❤️❤️

About San Diego

She’s loud, bruv—screams like an engine with no oil, and I LOVE it! Got this wild hair, all tangled like wires in a dodgy alternator. Saw her once, right, outside some dive bar, smokin’ a fag—looked like Eve, that cool vamp chick, all chill but ready to bite. “This is too good,” I mutters to meself, clutchin’ me chest—my precious heart nearly popped out! She’s got this rep, see—blokes say she’ll nick yer soul faster than a stripped bolt. Little known fact: word is, she once shagged a geezer so hard his tires blew out—TRUE STORY, swear down!

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Bringing a new blend of rock and roll to the Twin Cities music scene, The Blowout, formally know as White Flag, is already gaining attention for their.

Oh, and can we talk about the parks! Yes, the breathtaking Lake Ann, where you can catch a sunset that looks like a Wes Anderson set piece. I once had a new client tell me, “This lake is like a perfectly symmetrical frame!” I mean seriously, symmetry and smooth massages, that's my jam! And then there's the Minnewashta River – it's like the city’s heartbeat. I sometimes get so caught up watching it glide by from my parlor window, I forget I'm supposed to be working.

High school football: Chanhassen eliminates St. Thomas Academy in Class 5A quarterfinals