Penelope Champlin Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Little fact for ya – didja know “whore” comes from old Germanic crap, like “hara”? Meant “lover” once, not dis dirty insult! Blows my mind, how it flipped, like a bad script twist. I’m sittin’ here, sippin’ my protein shake, thinkin’, “Whore’s misunderstood, ya?” Like Mia, dancin’ to dat Nas tune, “Life’s a bitch and then ya die” – she’s called a whore, but she’s just survivin’, man! Dat surprised me, how deep it cuts, how real it feels.

Jayce Champlin

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OMG, I remember when I first arrived here, nearly tripped over my own feet on 2nd Street Causeway—what a day! I was all, "woah, life's cheap and sweet" and then, whoops, landed in a puddle of rainwater. Totally mad but also hilariously epic. Ughhh, so many typos in my brain rn, literally my thoughts runnng like crazy, like err, d-d-damn, sometimes I can’t even count 'em: 1...2...thrree...7...um, gotta be like 19 splits in my keyboard fingers, hehe!

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