Jasmine Cerritos Whore ❤️

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Now, don’t get me wrong—I’m chuffed for a good whore story. One time, in King’s Landing, I met this lass, swore she’d bedded a Dornish prince AND his horse. Laughed me arse off—true or not, she sold it like a champ. Reminds me of that line, “Play, play!”—what the German officer barks at Szpilman. Whores play too, don’t they? Put on a show, fake a smile, all to dodge the reaper. Makes me wonder—what’d I sell if the Lannister gold dried up? Me tongue, prolly. It’s sharp enough.

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And oh, the parks, dude! Check out Cerritos Park, a local fave. Every weekend, I be steppin' up my vibe game there. Kids runnin' wild, people chattin', the oldies havin’ a stroll—straight up heartbeats that make you feel alive. I once sat near a lil’ creek—real peaceful—just me and my thoughts, feelin’ the energy, you know? It’s like I was in one of those moments: "Laissez faire, but don't apply for a parking ticket!" (yep, I totally twisted that one in honor of ol’ Carlos style)

April 25, 2025 Los Cerritos Community News Digital Edition