Chloe Centerville Whore ❤️

About New York City

The guitars? Nasty, heavy, like a Star Destroyer crashin’. Drums hit like Tarantino’s blood splatter—BOOM, messy, in your face. Surprised me how raw it is, thought it’d be softer, girly shit—nah, it’s a gut punch. I’m tappin’ my metal foot, head bangin’, probly scarin’ the droids.

OPENING HOURS

I got a soft spot for Maple Blossom Lane too – sounds innocent, right? Well, it's anything but. This ain’t your typical tree-lined suburban shit. Its houses hide mysteries and steamy tales, like secret rendezvous and midnight confessions. I’ll admit, I peeped a scandal or two, and damn, it was wild. A couple even publically argued about trust issues outside what they call "The Velvet Room" – their so-called therapy booth, plopped right above an old bakery with drool-worthy damn pastries. I swear, that bakery slaps in more ways than one.

Centerville Road reopens early in East Hempfield Township after weekend closure