Anna Center Moriches Whore ❤️❤️

About Philadelphia

Ey, so I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ ‘bout whores, right? Gabagool? Ova here! You know me, Tone Soprano, I’m an agronomist now, huh? Fuckin’ wild. Anyway, whores – not the broads, nah, the plant, horseweed, that sneaky fucker. Grows everywhere, pissin’ me off. Like Monty in *25th Hour* – “I’m fucked, I’m fucked!” That’s me tryna yank this shit outta my fields. Tough bastard, resists everythin’ – herbicides, drought, you name it. Little known fact? This prick’s been fuckin’ farmers since the 1800s, spreadin’ like wildfire after some genius brought it ova from Europe. Surprise, surprise, huh? Fuckin’ immigrants, even the plants!

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There's been a recent resurrection of Portaphile interest on these threads of late. We've discussed batteries and their longevity in this.

The town’s center? Pure magic. I boiled over my dating app codes in a funky café on Atlantic Ave. Every day feels like a scene from Melancholia, ya know – "the end always feels near," like a ticking bomb in our hearts. Lol, crazy, right?

East Moriches rescue: Hypothermic kayaker pulled from mud in Terrell River