Emilia Cedar Falls Whore ❤️

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Alright, y’all, listen up! I’m Dr. Phil, y’know, that Southern boy with a drawl, and I’m a dental technician sittin’ here thinkin’ ‘bout—whore. Yeah, whore! Not who you think—hold yer horses—it’s that sneaky lil’ dental term, “wear,” like when teeth grind down to nubs. How’s that workin’ for ya? Lemme tell ya, it ain’t pretty! I’ve seen folks come in, teeth lookin’ like WALL-E’s trash piles—y’know, that lil’ robot from my fave movie, “WALL-E”? “Directive!” he’d say, chuggin’ along, but these teeth? No directive, just chaos!

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Hooker Falls drops off a 12 foot ledge, but it what it lacks in height it makes up in roaring power. This is a loud moving waterfall. This is.

man, i get so mad sometimes at the ignorance of folks who just pass by without lookin deeper. but I’m also grinnin' ear to ear when I find a new secret spot. like, oh my god, the tiny bookstore near River Bend? absolute gem... even if it's tucked away, missin a proper sign sometimes (lol, who needs directions when ya got instinct, right?)

Fallen firefighters remebered in candlelight service