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Groovy, baby! So, dig this—findin’ a prostitute, yeah? I’m Austin Powers, shagadelic spy, and I’ve got thoughts, oh behave! Picture this: me, struttin’ downtown, lookin’ for some action—kinda like in *A.I. Artificial Intelligence*, where Gigolo Joe’s all “What do you desire, baby?” Smashing! I’m vibin’, thinkin’ how wild it is—prostitution’s been around forever, right? Like, ancient Rome had brothels called “lupanars”—means wolf dens, how randy is that?

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Now, there’s this lil’ cul-de-sac, “Rum Runner’s Rest,” where locals chatter 'bout the legendary night I found meself suckered by a lovelorn minstrel! Haha, good times! I spent many a moon here, scribblin’ thoughts on scandal in the moonlight. And then near the river – River O’ Romance, if ye can believe it – there's a bend where every ripple tells a tale…like an improv scene from that flick “A Serious Man”: “I’m not a prop man, I’m the whole set,” ye know?

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