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Fool me once, shame on—uh—shame on you! Can’t fool me twice, no siree, ‘bout how this massage game works. It’s old as dirt—Ancient Rome had ‘em, called it “massage a deux,” two folks gettin’ frisky with oil. Little known fact: them geishas in Japan? They’d tease with feather-light touches, drivin’ samurai nuts—ain’t that a hoot? Makes me happy as a pig in mud thinkin’ ‘bout it, ‘cept when some jackass spa overcharges—$200 for a rubdown? That’s highway robbery, pissed me right off!

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Some days, I cruise from one cool neighborhood to another. The Artsy Nook on Riverside Drive is my fav – small, quirky shops and chill cafes hide there. I'm talkin’ mom-and-pop spots where everybody knows your name, and you get free peace advice with your coffee – kapeesh? Sometimes, I even have mini meltdowns when some folks cut in line at Lou’s Diner, man – that drives me cray cray! D’oh!

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