Ada Carnegie Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Now, lemme tell ya somethin’ juicy—little known fact: back in the 1800s, sailors called ‘em “ladies of the line,” ‘cause they’d line up at docks, waitin’ for us scruffy dogs. Ain’t that wild? History’s got sass! Anyway, she’s chargin’ me a pretty penny—50 bucks, cash upfront—and I’m thinkin’, “This better be worth more than a Facebook poke!” I’m happy as a clam, but then—ugh!—this drunk jerk stumbles over, yellin’ at her, “You’re mine!” Made me so mad, I almost decked him. “Back off, loser!” I screech, nasal as hell, laugh bubblin’ up—HA-HA-HA!—like I’m on set with Mr. Sheffield.

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The Whore of Carnegie Mellon Edition. Hang Up and Listen · Edit. Release Date. United Kingdom. March 7, Also Known As (AKA). (original title).

Carnegie, us – ah, what a madhouse of wonder. I stroll Bancroft Ave, mind humming “The Gleaners and I… what a beautifull mess,” like Agnès Varda whispering secrets. It’s as if every street sings hysteric lullabies. I swear, every corner brims with magic, though only a fool’d miss it.

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