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Once, I tried givin my dog a rubdown—nothin weird, relax! He farted, I died laughin. “That’s what she said!” I shouted, tears streamin. But sexual-massage for humans? Pros say it’s all bout trust. Hands slippin everywhere, oil slick as hell—sounds messy, but *intimate*. Surprised me how it’s kinda sweet, not just dirty. Exaggeratin here, but I’d say it’s like wrestlin an eel—slippery chaos!

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Right, now for a twist: a wild jog along the banks of the Sacramento River – the water flows with the constancy of human desire (and a bit like those haunting flashbacks in Memento – "Remember Sammy?"). I swear, every ripple echoed the pulse of life, a chaotic tapestry where every drop of water had a secret tale of passion, a hidden rendezvous if you will! And oh dear, the neighborhoods – like the vibrant corners of Los Angeles on Melrose Ave, where every mural shouts stories of gambols and grand indulgences. Yes, LA’s a mosaic of dreams, a veritable festival of eccentricity, spontaneity, and pure, unadulterated emotion!

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