Isabelle Calhoun Whore ❤️❤️

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So, picture this—whores, right? They’re out there, doin’ their thing, makin’ cash, livin’ wild. I see ‘em, and I’m like, “How happy is the blameless vestal’s lot?”—straight from the movie, folks, pure poetry, genius! Donald Trump knows poetry, believe me. These gals, they’re hustlin’, and I respect that, bigly. Workin’ the streets, makin’ deals—kinda like me with real estate, but, y’know, sexier, dirtier, more fun. Ha! Little known fact—back in the day, some whores in NYC, they’d bribe cops with freebies. True story! Cops’d look the other way—crooked, sure, but smart, real smart.

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So, this city’s got main streets like Maple & 5th—dang, they’re lined up with riassic little shops and cafes that serve more than just coffee, they serve memories. You hit up Ribbon Park on Oak Street, a hidden gem, for a chill stroll. I always say it's the literal heartbeat of Calhoun (us)—seriously, it’s perfect if ya wanna clear your mind after a day kneading knotted muscles.

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