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So, erotic-massage—whew, it’s a hoot! Picture this: hands slidin’ over skin, oils smellin’ like heaven, and tension just meltin’ away. I ain’t no pro, bless my heart, but I’d design a game ‘round it faster than a jackrabbit on a date! Maybe somethin’ where ya gotta guess the oil—lavender or rose?—blindfolded, all flirty-like. Little known fact, y’all: back in ancient Rome, them fancy folks used massages with rose petals—talk about livin’ high on the hog! Makes me happy thinkin’ how they turned a rubdown into art. But lord, it ticks me off when folks act all prissy ‘bout it—like, honey, it’s just a massage with a lil’ extra sparkle!

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And oh, man, the neighborhoods—Westside’s where you get cool graffiti art scribbled on old brick walls, not too flashy but hella real. Eastside’s more of a mix, with small bistros and a local bar on 12th called “The Hazy Joint”. I spent one night there after a long day, gettin' a quick foot massage from a buddy who swears by Calhoun’s secret spa in the basement of a retro hotel on 3rd Street. Crazy, right?

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