Jade Butler Whore ❤️❤️

About New York City

Ruh-roh! So, like, this whore thing—wild, right? I’m Scooby-Doo, chillin’ like a swineherd, watchin’ pigs and thinkin’ ‘bout whores. Not, like, pigs bein’ whores—tho that’d be hilarious—but, ya know, the real deal. Whore’s sneaky, man, slippin’ through history like Remy the rat in *Ratatouille*. “Anyone can cook!”—yeah, and anyone can whore, too, huh? Hella vibes there.

Beautiful and Foolish

Down near Riverside Park, the river wiggles by like a serpent, whisperin' secrets to them trees. I healed so many aches there that day, except for my own heart sometimes, when the pain of busy life comes crashin’ like an angry tide, ohhhh... so maddening! I remember, one muggy night, massagin' a tired old fella beneath the glow of the neon sign on Cedar Ave – his wrinkled smile made me think, “We's free, precious, we's all free!” Right then, I was all like “Stupid, fat hobbit, keep up, ye miserable fool!”

Butler unionized workers plan strike for May 15