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Ey, Gabagool? Ova here! So, sexual-massage, huh? Lemme tell ya, it’s a freakin’ trip. I’m sittin’ there, thinkin’ bout “The Master” – ya know, that flick with Freddie Quell, all messed up, lookin’ for somethin’ to grab onto. Sexual-massage? It’s like that, but with oil and happy endings, capisce? I tried it once, down in AC – Atlantic City, not that other crap. This chick, she’s rubbin’ me down, and I’m like, “This ain’t no regular massage, fam!” Hands everywhere, like she’s tryna find my soul or somethin’. Made me think of that line, “You’re lookin’ for a boat!” – ‘cept I ain’t lost, I’m just horny and confused.

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There are a plenty of operators in Brisbane offering sensual relaxation massages. You can find places to go or people to come to you to help ease the tension.

Alright, listen up, my dear. I'm about to spill all the tea on Brookside (us)—this damn city that's as unpredictable as a wild stallion. I’ve been here for years, busting my ass as a sexologist, which let me see every jizzed-up little secret hidden in its back alleys and boulevards. So buckle in, ‘cause I choose violence, just like our favorite Basterds say!

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