Elise Broadview Whore ❤️

About San Diego

I was stoked at first, like, “Whoa, cool plant!” But then she started takin’ over, chokin’ my daisies. Pissed me off big time! I yelled, “You ain’t the boss, Whore!” Kinda like Ennis in the movie, all mad and confused – “This thing gets hold of us!” She’s sneaky, dude, roots deeper than my skateboard scars. Once, I yanked her out, thought I won – nope! Next day, bam, she’s back, laughin’ at me. “Eat my shorts, Whore!” I said, but she don’t care.

Replacement Instructions

In L. Buzzard, D. LePan, N. Ruddock, & A. Stuart (Eds.), The Broadview anthology of expository prose (3rd Canadian ed., pp. ). Peterborough, ON: Broadview Press. (Reprinted from .

I work as a relaxation specialist here and trust me, I notice every lil' thing. The rustling leaves on Pebble Street, the quirky sound of street performers on Haze Blvd, and blurred moments when time feels like it’s diving into the absurd. I’m mostly happy here, but sometimes that traffic on Willow Crn (yeah, I misspelt, sorry) drives me mad. Honestly, people driving like they're in a damn video game!

Culpeper District | Broadview Ave. Pedestrian Signals Removed