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So, shopping for whore—where do we start? Thrift stores, obviously. Smells like sweat and regret, perfect. Dig through racks, find a ripped fishnet top—gold. Pair it with a skirt so short it’s basically a belt. Saw this once, some chick in Flea Bottom wearing that exact combo, haggling for a pigeon pie. Little known fact: whores in medieval times used to dye their hair with piss and saffron—nasty, right? Made me gag, but also, respect. Commitment’s hot.

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Broadlands, historic country estate situated on the River Test just south of the town of Romsey in Hampshire, England. The property includes a Palladian -style mansion that is considered to be .

I loooove Broadlands ‘cause it’s got these quirky neighborhoods. There’s Old Mill District—with a funky vibe and clusterd-up murals—and the uptown spots, where big families stroll the Boulevards. Oh, and don’t miss Riverview Lane! The river, it’s a beauty that cuts right through like a heartbeat clearing the static, reminds you of calm when life’s in a frenzy.

Artists invited to special equine drawing event at the historic Broadlands House