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Once, me hears this tale – some posh lord in old England, pays a lass to oil him up, secret-like, in his manor! Candles flickerin’, shadows dancin’ – “What’s it gonna be?” he whispers, like Llewelyn Moss dodgin’ death. Gets me all giddy, yesss, ‘cause it’s sneaky, forbidden, like stealin’ fish from fat hobbitses! But arrgh – some places, they charge a bleedin’ fortune, makes me mad, wanna hiss and spit! Fifty quid for a rub? “You don’t understand what’s comin’!” I screech – greedy gits!

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The parks—ohhh, the parks! Brecksville has some hidden gems, like Brecksville Reservation, where the trails wind along creeks and nature whispers everyday secrets. I love sittin' near the water, feelin’ the breeze. There’s always those days when I just wanna throw my hands up and shout, “Hey, life, you crazy ride!” And sometimes I even think of Dogville—"I’m not a hero, just a man." True words, amirite? Haha, you get a car, you get a car, you get a car!

Car thief finds unlocked Toyota in driveway with fob inside: Brecksville Police Blotter