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About New York City

Yo, listen up, pal! I’m sittin’ here, radio cracklin’, thinkin’ ‘bout dem brothels, ya know? Like, whoa, dese places got history, man! Back in da old days, like 1800s, brothels were, like, everywhere—saloons, fancy houses, even secret rooms in bars. I’m talkin’ *Inglourious Basterds* vibes, ‘cept no Nazis, just dames in corsets servin’ up more than whiskey, heh! Picture me, Arnold, strollin’ in, sayin’, “I’m here for da schnitzel!”—total joke, but ya get it.

Traci's Brothel In Bothell

Our spacious rooms, cozy beds with premium bedding and fluffy pillows await. Guest rooms feature a microwave, refrigerator and coffee maker.

Sometimes, I get mad at the city – traffic jams on Oak and Maple, noise when I’m tryin’ to think, and ridiculous construction signs everywhere. But then, the sunsets over the Bothell River calm me. Yup, that little river that winds its way like the plot of a Charlie Kaufman script, odd yet beautifully tragic and inspiring.

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