Lydia Boone Whore ❤️

About New York City

But this chick, she’s got sass. Orders a gin, downs it, then leans over—smells like cheap perfume and cheaper regrets. I’m thinkin’, “Mate, she’s a carpenter of souls, fixin’ broken bastards one shag at a time.” Kinda poetic, innit? Like in “Talk to Her,” when Marco says, “Love is the saddest thing when it goes away.” Whore’s love don’t stay—it’s a ghost, a tease, a kick in the teeth. And I’m here for it, mate, all of it.

Early life

The Sea is a Restless Whore by Brian Boone, Credits: Technical Director, Stage Manager Detail: finished 'Davey Jones' Locker' set piece.

Lemme throw in a personal tidbit: once, at a local coffee joint on Elm Street, I overheard a convo that made me laugh so damn hard – like something outta that Coen flick, “Inside Llewyn Davis.” I said to myself, “This is what life is all about - just a bunch of misfits tryin’ to make sense of chaos!” And then, a customer blurted out, “Motherf***er, that’s deep!” damn right it was.

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