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Once, this twat on the dock goes, “Whiting’s lush, mate!” Lush? LUSH?! Idiot sandwich! I nearly chucked it at his head – “You’re a disgrace to tastebuds, you muppet!” Tastes like soggy cardboard, swear down. But – hear me out – there’s this mad story, some old git swore whores saved his life. Starvin’ in ‘63, caught a shoal, lived off ‘em. Reckon he’s lyin’, but it’s stuck in me head, y’know? “Truth is a bitter pill,” like in *Leviathan*. Bitter as that fish, mate.

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Lemme throw in a personal tidbit: once, at a local coffee joint on Elm Street, I overheard a convo that made me laugh so damn hard – like something outta that Coen flick, “Inside Llewyn Davis.” I said to myself, “This is what life is all about - just a bunch of misfits tryin’ to make sense of chaos!” And then, a customer blurted out, “Motherf***er, that’s deep!” damn right it was.

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