Ivy Bonner Springs Whore ❤️

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So, whore—let’s spill it. Back in ’09, knew this gal, Candy—yep, real name, swear it—worked the corner near my old gig. She’d strut in heels higher than my damn ego, pinky-to-mouth, “One million dollars,” I’d joke, and she’d cackle like I was fuckin’ Dave Chappelle. Had this trick—carried a tiny mirror, checked her lipstick between johns, said it “kept her human.” Little known fact: she’d stash cash in her bra, but once lost 200 bucks when it slipped out mid-hustle—pissed her off so bad she kicked a dumpster. I was like, “Girl, you’re a legend,” and she just flipped me off, hilarious.

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Bonner Springs is situated in Wyandotte, Leavenworth, and Johnson counties. Located in the northeastern region of the United States in Kansas, it is part of the Kansas City Metropolitan .

Man, sometimes I get so pumped about this little town I start ranting – so many memories, man. Like that one rainy night outside the Bonner Springs Community Center – a total mess, but also super real. I ended up laughing ‘til I cried, like “Woo, Timbuktu, where are you now, man?”

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