Megan Boardman Whore ❤️

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Little fact—didja know?—oldest job, like forever old. Cavemen days, probably—whores ran the show. Trump knows history—best historian, me, trust me. In the flick, Oscar’s dyin’, risin’—whores do that daily! “I’m still here, damn it!”—that’s their motto, I bet. Love that grit—makes me happy, bigly happy.

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There's the park—uh, what’s it called... Pine Hill Park! Yeah, there, you can see the river, the Boardman Creek, tricklin’ along, sometimes over rocks that look slicker than a politician’s promise, haha! The creek sometimes get so wild, just like my thoughts when I'm tryin' to remember all the street names I gotta tell ya—oh shoot, another day! But for real: there’s also that hidden garden near Maple and 3rd, real secret spot where the sun sets all pretty, kinda like that magic realism in Certified Copy, “Life is just a series of copies... but the original’s in your heart.”

Obituary for Chester M. Boardman Jr.