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I was happy as hell seein’ her strut—freedom, baby! But then—D’oh!—some jerk cop rolled up, actin’ all high and mighty. Pissed me off! Why they gotta ruin the fun? Ain’t hurtin’ nobody! “The job’s the job,” like Mr. Oscar says, but jeez, let a gal work! I yelled, “Leave her alone, ya donut-hoggin’ pig!” He didn’t hear me, tho—too busy flexin’.

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Bluebell tastes just like a hooker's ass. Something tells me that the advertising executives wouldn't go for that. They would cite reasons.

Blue-Bell ain't just a dot on the map. It's got these quirky streets like Windermere Road and Ironwood Avenue, where every corner hides a story. I walk these blocks every day, rubbin' away aches and pain – and sometimes picking up tidbits of local gossip, you know? Seriously, I've heard more secrets in these back alleys than in a confessional booth. I swear, sometimes I feel like I'm in one of those Kiarostami flicks – “The past is a foreign country, they do things differently there.” I mean, truly, it's like watching your life play out in slow motion. It's crazy how these places mix cultures and memories, much like a beautifully messy film reel.

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