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I get pissed tho, ‘cause people trash-talk escorts, callin’ ‘em junk. Hey, they got soul, man! Not every car’s gotta be a damn Lambo. Once saw this dude pimp his Escort with neon lights – looked dope as hell, made me happy, like eatin’ a fresh donut. “Mmm… donuts.” But then – D’oh! – it broke down next day, ha! Typical Escort luck, temporary glory, just like the movie says.

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Yo, but lemme be honest – sometimes this town drives me mad! Traffic on Main streeet? Dang, it's a hot mess sometimes! Like, I’m all "yeah, man, so much love" but also "seriously, what the heck?" in that Austin Powers kinda way: "Oh, behave!" And those occasional power outages, no joke, make me wanna scream, man – BUT then I relax with my aromatherapy and I'm all zen again... far out!

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