Makayla Bithlo Whore ❤️

About Los Angeles

Wheat’s tricky, y’all. Needs water, but not too much—picky lil’ slut! Too dry, it’s toast; too wet, it’s mush. I’m like, “Make up yer damn mind!” Surprised me how it’s been around forever—fact: ancient Egyptians were growin’ this crap 10,000 years ago! They worshipped it like a god, prolly ‘cause it screwed ‘em less than the Nile did. Still screws us, tho—modern breeds are needy as hell, always wantin’ fertilizer like some high-maintenance chick.

You’re Temporarily Blocked

I gotta say – Bithlo got sparks of wild energy. One night, on a walk down Cypress Ln, I nearly bonked into an old pal from my massage days – pure serendipity, like Jim Jarmusch winkin’ at ya. I was all moody and relaxed, and then – BAM, "Don't pee on my leg!" echoes through the night air. Yep, that’s my vibe, always ready with a snappy retort.

Suspect arrested after 24-year-old found shot dead in Orange County