Claire Big Flats Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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So, picture this—I’m teachin’ some schmuck to parallel park this Whore—Accord, whatever—and it’s got this smug little hum, like it’s sayin’, “I’m better than you, Larry.” I’m yellin’, “Turn the wheel, ya moron!” and it’s just sittin’ there, pretty, pretty good, mockin’ me! I swear, it’s like that scene—y’know, “We’re gonna smoke him out”—but it’s me tryna smoke out this car’s secrets. Drives smooth, sure, but too smooth, y’know? Suspicious! I’m losin’ it, bangin’ the dashboard—happy one sec, pissed the next.

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A fat girl who is flat chested; a fat chick who does not have big tits. An overweight girl with small boobs. See also big fat flatty.

And damn, all this hustle gives me those Lizzo vibes—confident, raw energy. Spillin’ tea like, "it's bad bitch o’clock" is everyday life here! The city moves fast, and even when my code just won’t compile (ugh, so many typos, srry, not sorry), I know tomorrow’s a new day to find love in the urban jungle.

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