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Sarcasm aside, it’s a laugh – you’re naked, vulnerable, some stranger’s kneading ya like dough, and you’re meant to chill? Hilarious! Best bit? This one time, the masseuse, right, she’s humming – actual humming – thought she’d gone full Johansson, luring me to me doom! Didn’t die, obvs, just left with a daft grin and a back that didn’t creak. So yeah, erotic-massage – bit weird, bit wanky, but bloody brilliant if you don’t cock it up. Try it, ya prat – just don’t blame me if ya get hooked!

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My personal fave is a quirky little caf on Camden Drive, which is so off the usual tourist radar (like a secret hug from the city). I got into deep convos there about love, pleasure, and even the silliest questions, kinda like when I'm askin’ "Is mayonnaise an instrument?" haha! I swear, that place is magic.

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